10 Most Geeky Things to Wear

While the items listed below might not win you over with the ladies (at least the non-nerdy type), they’ll spark your geekgasm for sure. I’m not saying that I would actually wear these items in public but they at least give me a good chuckle. Would any of the viewers actually wear this stuff?





  1. The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie

    Nice tie, it accents the emo hair and tattoos. This tie is a perfect addition to your wardrobe.

  2. The "Utilikilt"

    What in the world is this? Oh I need something to store my geek gear in… I’ll pick up this SKIRT. That’ll show everyone how cool I am ;-) 

  3. The "Geek" Work Shirt

    Well.. at least you can wear a shirt that accurately describes you or your way of life.

  4. The Cat5/6 Bracelet

    Okay, Okay I guess this is fashionable and might be a good way to recycle all those short lengths of Ethernet cable in the closet…

  5. Multi-Color IDE Belt

    Now here’s a new one to me. I guess this might go well with the Cat5/6 bracelet above.

  6. Circuit Board Cigar Box

    There’s absolutely no way to look cooler while puffin on your big stogie than pulling your $5.00 Wal-Mart-purchased cigar from a box made of circuit boards. Priceless.

  7. Cat 5-Tested Wedding Rings

    What next? /facepalm

  8. Freaking Clownshoes – MP3 shoes

    I don’t even know what to say. I am in complete dismay that a company would actually spend more than 5 minutes thinking about the idea of including speakers and volume controls on SHOES. No one wants to hear what you are playing on your iPod. Wow this is just sad…sad.

  9. Keyboard.. In PANTS

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    What? Seriously? How is this practical or common? What would you do if you saw someone hitting the space over… and over… and over again… what would you think? Also how hard would it be to pull up your favorite adult site … it might be easy to get to the site but after about 10 minutes of browsing typing may become… a bit… harder?

  10. Scarves for Tech Addicts

    Ok. WTF is this? Apparently these Scarves are for geeks who want to game in public places. Of course this has to make you wonder what they’re really using them for…. I’ve never seen anything like this.


  1. computerguru365
    June 16, 2008 - 9:17 am

    Freakin Hilarious!!!!

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